Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Flashing Lights
Another close call diverted. Every time Blyght hears the sirens she grabs the cheese whiz and heads for the Panic Room. She has been extra nervous this week because of all the paper games going on down at the Crimex. Keep your physical held tight in strong hands and don't forget to Buy the Fucking Dip. This is Blyght's Mom, over and out.
You take Advil, I take Everything...
I just took 2 Valtrex, 3 Adderall, 6 Xanax, 80 MG of Oxycontin, and a Propecia for no apparent reason at all. If Blyght ruins my high again I'm going to draw a bath, fill it with Mr Bubbles, turn on some Katy Perry, and pretend I'm the Dull Care of Osama as I sink below the water line.
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